"We'll show him! We'll show them *all*!""Okay," said Susan, "that was *definitely* evil -""No," said Lavender, "that's a Chaos Legion motto, actually. Only she didn't do the insane laughter.""That's right," Tracey said, her voice low and grim. "This time I'm not laughing." The girl went on stalking through the corridor, like she had dramatic music accompanying her that only she could hear. (Hermione was starting to worry about what *exactly* the impressionable youths of the Chaos Legion were learning from Harry Potter.) -- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality http://hpmor.com/ chapter/70
On behalf of the Parrot team, I'm proud to announce Parrot 7.0.0, also known as "Crimson Shining Parrot". Parrot is a virtual machine aimed at running all dynamic languages.